Pokemon center

(Based on- Hotel California, by the Eagles)
(Set when Ash first reaches Viridian city)
(Please excuse the inclusion of Gary.... I got stuck for ideas)

On a dark forest highway,
Weedles everywhere,
Soft sound of my Pika,
Rising up through the air,
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light,
My pack grew heavy,
My sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night,

There she stood in the doorway,
She had a Weepinbell,
And I was thinking to myself,
Wow there's a Joy here as well,
Then she called up a Chansey,
And it showed me the way,
There were voices in the waiting room,
Thought I heard them say,

Welcome to the Pokemon center,
Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely place,
Such a friendly place,
Plenty of room at the Pokemon center,
Any time of year,
Any time of year,
You can find it here,

A guy was quick and he twisted,
He drove a Mercedes Benz,
He got a lot of, pretty, pretty girls,
That he calls friends,
Then they ran to the courtyard,
He claimed this was no sweat,
Some train to remember,
Some train to forget,

So I called back the Chansey,
Said "please bring me my Mew"
He said "we haven't had that Pok?mon here,
Since 1962,"
And those voices called from far away,
Break you up in the middle of a fight,
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Pok?mon Center,
Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely place,
Such a friendly place,
Healing the sick at the Pok?mon center,
Watch your health rise,
Watch your health rise,
Then say your goodbyes,

Zubats on the ceiling,
Tentacruels on ice,
She said "we are all just trainers here of our own device"
And in their masters chambers,
They were released for the feast,
They attack it with all their moves,
But they just can't catch the beast,

Last thing I remember,
I was heading for the door,
Had to get a package back,
To the place I was before,
"Hey you" yelled the redhead,
"You can try to leave,
But I'll get my bike back,
That you can believe!"


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